Next to The Daily Show with John Stewart and the Huffington Post, the Onion has some of the best writing of the 21st century.

If you’ve had any experience with Sony products, then the clip to the lefl will be very familiar. Since Sony’s root-kit debacle, they have been a bit more in tune to the consumer voice, but still have been unable to manufacturer a product that the community can actually rally around.

Anyway, make sure you’re in an appropriate place to view this ‘report’, as it contains a variety of curse words… It is fucking hilarious, though!